Get the FUCK off my PORCH!™



Get the FUCK off my PORCH!™

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Shut the front door!  doormat . funny, rude mature novelty doormat
Tired of telling the kids to close the door already? Let this doormat do it for you!

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THIN mats are woven & intended for indoor use, not recommended for heavy service.

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