FAFO, fascists

Fuck around and find out, where any authoritarian would have to wipe their feet. This anti-fascist doormat has no chill.

Pick natural coir, 16"x24" up to 36"x72", for a covered porch, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") and hose it off anywhere. Give it to the antifascist grandma and the friend who punches up. This design is retiring. When it's gone, it's gone, so quit dithering. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog with zero patience for small talk), or How do I choose a doormat?