Touch me, I want to feel dirty

Janet's big number, quoted at the door. This Rocky Horror doormat is a wink for anyone who knows every callback.

The coir version runs from a 16"x24" mini to a 36"x72" colossal and is happiest out of the rain. The all-weather version comes in 18"x30" or 30"x47": hose it off and move on. Give it to the Rocky Horror cast member and the friend who does the Time Warp at weddings. This one is on its way out of our lineup and won't be coming back. Not sure about size? Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or read How do I choose a doormat?