Did you call first?

Surprise visits are not a love language. This funny go-away doormat asks the one question that matters.

Natural coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" up to 36"x72" and likes a covered porch. The all-weather version, in 18"x30" or 30"x47", handles rain and hoses clean. Give it to the millennial, the introvert and the friend who lets every call go to voicemail. It's a Last Chance design: once these sell out, we're not making more. Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker and a very good dog, can help you pick a size. So can How do I choose a doormat?