Cougar sighting

Consider the neighborhood warned. This cheeky doormat lets visitors know a cougar lives here and she's doing great.

Get it in natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", keep it covered) or all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") that survives rain and your in-laws. Give it to the birthday girl turning 40, 50 or 60 and loving it. Last Chance, for real: once these sell out, we're done making them. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you. Or read How do I choose a doormat?