This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed

The Breaking Bad line, clean version. This doormat tells visitors the house isn't open to the public.

Pick natural coir, from a 16"x24" mini to a 36"x72" colossal, for a covered entry, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") for a porch that gets rain. Give it to the Breaking Bad fan and the homebody who doesn't answer the door. This design is retiring. When it's gone, it's gone. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or to How do I choose a doormat?