Caution: bear in area doormat

Consider yourself warned. This LGBTQ bear doormat gives fair notice that a big, hairy, cuddly bear lives here, and guests should expect a hug and possibly brunch.

Natural coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" up to 36"x72" and likes a covered porch. The all-weather version, in 18"x30" or 30"x47", handles rain and hoses clean. It's a funny pride gift for bears, their cubs and the friends who love them. We've been making doormats with personality since 2009. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or to How do I choose a doormat?