A brilliant piece of sexual jujitsu

A right-wing pundit's sneer, reclaimed as a compliment. This trans pride doormat turns the insult into a welcome sign.

Choose natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", best under a roof) or the all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") for an entry that sees real weather. Give it to the trans friend, the queer household and every ally with a sense of humor. This design is retiring. When it's gone, it's gone. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or to How do I choose a doormat?