Beware of the blonde (the ginger is cool)

Fair warning for guests. This personalized doormat calls out the dangerous one in the house and vouches for the other. Swap in your own hair colors, names or pets.

Natural coir from 16"x24" to 36"x72" for covered stoops. All-weather in 18"x30" or 30"x47" for porches that take a beating. Give it to the couple who roasts each other in public. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog with zero patience for small talk), or How do I choose a doormat?