Begone, before somebody drops a house on you, too!

The Wizard of Oz line every unwanted visitor deserves. This go-away doormat sends guests off with a good witch warning.

Coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" to 36"x72" and wants a roof over its head. The all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") doesn't care about anything, much like you. Give it to the Oz fan, the Wicked superfan and the host who wants pests gone. This design is retiring. When it's gone, it's gone, so quit dithering. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog with zero patience for small talk), or How do I choose a doormat?