Bearded guy is cool. Beware of wife.

Fair warning for guests. The beard is friendly. The wife runs the place. This funny couples doormat tells visitors exactly who to watch.

Get it in natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", keep it covered) or all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") that survives rain and your in-laws. Give it to the couple where he grills and she decides everything else. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you. Or read How do I choose a doormat?