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A Coneheads welcome, straight from Remulak. This SNL doormat invites guests in with Beldar's hospitality.

Natural coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" up to 36"x72" and likes a covered porch. The all-weather version, in 18"x30" or 30"x47", handles rain and hoses clean. Give it to the 70s SNL fan and anyone who still says "consume mass quantities." It's a Last Chance design: once these sell out, we're not making more. Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker and a very good dog, can help you pick a size. So can How do I choose a doormat?