Assimilated Borg
$59.95
Borg doormat: you are being assimilated
Who it's for: For the Trekkie who answers the door in a monotone on purpose.
Resistance is futile. Have a nice day. This Borg doormat welcomes guests to the collective, politely.
Natural coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" up to 36"x72" and likes a covered porch. The all-weather version, in 18"x30" or 30"x47", handles rain and hoses clean. It's a Last Chance design: once these sell out, we're not making more. We've been making doormats with personality since 2009.
