Alien doormat: all species welcome

Earthlings, Martians, the weird neighbor: everybody's welcome here. This alien doormat brings little green energy to your porch for Halloween and well beyond, because some of us keep the UFO decor up year-round.

Get it in natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", keep it covered) or all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") that survives rain and your in-laws. It's a gift for X-Files fans, Area 51 tourists and anyone who believes. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you. Or read How do I choose a doormat?