Later, fuckers

Street-art lettering for the Irish goodbye. This rude doormat is for people who leave the party without saying bye and feel great about it.

Pick natural coir, 16"x24" up to 36"x72", for a covered porch, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") and hose it off anywhere. Give it to the friend who ghosts every party at 10:30. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?