Beware of dad jokes

With "Bob" Dobbs grinning on the mat. This doormat warns guests that puns are coming whether they like it or not.

Natural coir from 16"x24" to 36"x72" for covered stoops. All-weather in 18"x30" or 30"x47" for porches that take a beating. Give it to the Gen X dad, the SubGenius fan and anyone who laughs at their own jokes first. It's on the way out and it isn't coming back. Like your ex, but you'll miss this one. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?