Don't let the cat out, or the fascists in

The black cat is plotting an escape. The fascists aren't getting through either. This anti-fascist doormat covers both.

Coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" to 36"x72" and wants a roof over its head. The all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") doesn't care about anything, much like you. Give it to the cat person who goes to every protest and still makes it home for dinner time. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?