Funny Welcome Mats: Witty, Unique Outdoor Doormats

Witty welcome mats for your front door

Humorous outdoor doormats you won't find at a big box store.

Your doormat meets everyone before you do, so it may as well be funny. Every mat here is witty, clever, and unique, designed by an actual human who thinks boring is a character flaw. They're humorous outdoor doormats made for a front porch, not a warehouse shelf.

Shopping for someone else? These are gifts for newlyweds, for birthdays when a card feels too small, and for housewarming parties where you refuse to bring another candle. Look for the personalized options to make one theirs. Free US shipping.

Persian calligraphy doormat poem by Hafiz Shiraz on blue layering rug
Persian doormat | Poem Calligraphy |
$59.95
Bem Vindo PORTUGUESE Welcome doormat
Bem Vindo PORTUGUESE Welcome doormat
$59.95
JAPANESE Yōkoso welcome doormat
JAPANESE Yōkoso welcome doormat
$59.95
Póg Mo Thóin Irish kiss my ass Heraldic Lion Medieval Welcome doormat
Póg Mo Thóin Irish kiss my ass Heraldic Lion Welcome doormat
$59.95
Sustainable coir doormat printed with the Greek saying Με το δεξί (with the right foot), a welcome mat
Με Το Δεξί Greek Doormat | Right Foot First
1 review
$59.95
Beware of Dog, Cat is shady at f*ck funny doormat
Beware of Dog, Cat is shady at f*ck funny doormat
$59.95
Japanese Konnichiwa Good Afternoon welcome doormat kanji
Japanese Konnichiwa Good Afternoon welcome doormat kanji
1 review
$59.95
Sustainable coir doormat printed with 환영합니다, a Korean welcome mat for the front door
환영합니다 — Korean Welcome Doormat
1 review
$59.95
Welcome to the House of Fun | Ska Music Doormat
Welcome to the House of Fun | Ska Music Doormat
$59.95
Ukranian cyrillic Welcome coir outdoor damn good doormat with terrier black pug
Ukranian cyrillic Ukraine Welcome door mat
$59.95
ASL Did you call first? American Sign Language Welcome doormat
ASL Did you call first? American Sign Language Welcome doormat
$59.95
Selamat Datang- Indonesian Welcome doormat
Selamat Datang- Indonesian Welcome doormat
$59.95
Spanish Hola Adios Hello/Goodbye doormat
Spanish Hola Adios Hello/Goodbye doormat
$59.95
Mahalo Hawaiian tiki doormat with orchid & aqua lettering on natural coir welcome mat
Mahalo Hawaiian Tiki Doormat
$59.95
Arrivederci -See you later in Italian on an eco friendly coir doormat
Arrivederci | Italian See you later
$59.95
Turkish merhaba welcome mat
Turkish merhaba welcome mat
$59.95
Välkommen!! It's Scandanavian decor -Swedish for Welcome!
Välkommen!! It's Swedish for Welcome!
2 reviews
$59.95
Adios Felicia all natural coir doormat
Adios Felicia Spanish doormat
$59.95
Namaste Hindu Yoga mat
Namaste Hindu Welcome mat
$59.95
coir outdoor Spanish Bienvenido! doormat
Spanish Bienvenido! doormat
$59.95
schmutz yiddish doormat judaica jewish Hanukkah gift
Schmutz doormat
$59.95
aloha tiki doormat welcome aqua paint on natural coir doormat
aloha tiki doormat welcome
$59.95
Norway Norwegian doormat Velkommen Come In
Velkommen!! It's Norwegian AND Danish for Welcome
$59.95
Aloha Hawaiian Welcome | Damn Good Doormats
Aloha Hawaiian Cursive Welcome doormat
1 review
$59.95
home SWEDE home
home SWEDE home funny Swedish doormat
$59.95
italian ciao felicia bye funny fridays damn good doormat
Italian Ciao Bye Felicia doormat
$59.95
Jane Austen "nothing like staying home for real comort" doormatf
Jane Austen quote | Staying at home doormat
$59.95
Benvenuti Willkommen Italian German doormat
Benvenuti Willkommen Italian German doormat
$59.95
Samoan talofa  welcome doormat
Samoan talofa doormat
$59.95
The only way out is through. Robert Frost
The only way out is through- Robert Frost
$59.95
Schadenfreude for everyone!™ funny pleasure of pain doormat German
Schadenfreude for everyone!™ funny German doormat
$59.95
Hindu Welcome doormat
Hindu Welcome in Hindi doormat
$59.95
picture of coir outdoor doormat reading toad cottage with a silhouette of a toad
Toad COTTAGE | Wind in the Willows doormat
$59.95
Natural coir doormat printed with Tervetuloa, the Finnish word for welcome, welcome mat for the front door
Tervetuloa Doormat: Finnish Welcome Mat
$59.95
Welcome OM doormat hindu housewarming damn good doormat
WELCOME Om™ Yoga mat
$59.95
Brown coir doormat printed with a Baltimore Ravens Edgar Allan Poe quote in bold black lettering
Baltimore Ravens Poe Quote Doormat | Quoth the Raven
$59.95
Coir doormat with Swedish flag and Välkommen welcome text at a front door
Välkommen!! Swedish flag doormat
3 reviews
$59.95
Om symbol mani padme hum Yoga mat doormat India
Om symbol mani padme hum Yoga mat doormat India
$59.95
German door mat Willkommen- welcome in
German door mat Willkommen- welcome in
$59.95
picture of a double wide coco mat with a persian poem and fancy leaves border
Persian poem doormat
$59.95
Die Hard Christmas doormat
Die Hard Christmas doormat
$59.95
Benvenuti a tutti Everyone Welcome Italian doormat
Benvenuti a tutti Everyone Welcome Italian doormat
$59.95
RECEBER PORTUGUESE WELCOME DOORMAT
RECEBER PORTUGUESE WELCOME DOORMAT
$59.95
Ola! Adeus! Portuguese Hello Goodbye welcome mat
Ola! Adeus! Portuguese Hello Goodbye
$59.95
Ukranian cyrillic Hi door mat
Ukranian cyrillic Hi door mat
$59.95
Russian cyrillic Welcome Goodbye door mat
Russian cyrillic Welcome Goodbye doormat
$59.95
Armenian welcome on a coconut coir doormat
Armenian welcome mat
$59.95
Armenian and English welcome on a coconut coir doormat
Armenian English welcome mat
1 review
$59.95

Funny doormats make good gifts

A doormat gets used every day and seen by every visitor. That's way more memorable than most candles.

For newlyweds, go personalized or pick a bilingual welcome that fits their new household. For birthdays, pick the joke that sounds like the person. For housewarming parties, pick the one that tells guests what they're in for before the door opens.

Every mat here is a humorous outdoor doormat from an independent, LGBTQ+ and woman-owned shop that invented the viral doormat 2009! Free US shipping.