Funny doormats make good gifts

A doormat gets used every day and seen by every visitor. That's way more memorable than most candles.

Shopping for someone else? For newlyweds, go personalized or pick a bilingual welcome that fits their new household. For birthdays, pick the joke that sounds like the person. For housewarming parties, pick the one that tells guests what they're in for before the door opens.

Funny doormats and funny welcome mats from the shop that started writing jokes for front porches in 2009. You'll find witty outdoor doormats for pet people, language nerds, shoes-off households and anyone who wants a laugh before they knock. With hundreds of original doormat sayings, you've got a better shot at finding your exact sense of humor here than in a big-box aisle full of "Home Sweet Home." (See our Home SWEAT Home mat). Natural coir runs from 12"x 26" up to 36"x 72", and the all-weather version has a recycled rubber non-slip backing for porches that see real snow & rain. Every mat is printed in the USA, with free US shipping.