Doublewide XL Knock Hard, but not like you the police funny doormat


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Knock Hard, but not like you the police funny doormat

Make a fun first impression with this humorous doormat. It has lots of personality woven into its design and is guaranteed to give guests a good laugh.

Hand painting adds a unique touch to the concept, and is consistent with the grammar on the text. What a great way to catch everyone’s attention and give them a warm welcome.-

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CARE: Extend the life of your hand painted doormat by keeping it away from direct rain and sun. Cocomats will shed for the 1st month or so, to clean, simply shake. THIN mats are intended for indoor use.

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