Sarcastic No-Swear Unwelcome Mats

Our family-friendly un-welcome mats deliver maximum snark with zero swearing —

perfect for apartment buildings, shared entryways, or homes where small humans are present. You want something rude. You want to keep it PG. We get it. Because "Please Leave" hits different when it's on a doormat.

cute dog peeking over a doormat reading "This house is neurospicy" with red chili peppers on it

This House is Neurospicy | funny neurodivergent house doormat

$59.95

cute terrier dog peeking over a Funny Feisty and Neurospicy doormat

Funny, Feisty & Neurospicy | Neurodivergent Doormat

$59.95

Girl Please

$59.95

Uh hi, you must be lost funny, rude doormat, welcome mat, housewarming gift, ski

Uh hi, you must be lost funny go away doormat

$59.95

not selling cookies- don't ring bell Girl Scouts doormat

$59.95

Sorry We're Closed Doormat | Funny Introvert Welcome Mat

$59.95

Live Laugh LEXAPRO dolphin doormat

$59.95

Welcome beware of HUSBAND, WIFE is cool rude, funny doormat!

HEY-O! Beware of HUSBAND wife is cool | personalized doormat

$59.95

BEARDED is cool- Beware of WIFE™ doormat

BEARDED guy is cool- Beware of WIFE

$59.95

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Sarcastic No-Swear Unwelcome Mats

Our family-friendly un-welcome mats deliver maximum snark with zero swearing —