Nerdy Door Mats

Nerdy doormats with Tolkien quotes, sci-fi jokes, gaming references and nerd humor your guests either catch instantly or don't catch at all. Both outcomes are funny.

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Nerdy door mats for fandoms, book people and anyone who'd read a doormat twice to get the reference. Our nerd doormats include Tolkien quotes, Doctor Who nods and a 2001: A Space Odyssey mat that asks HAL to open the pod bay doors. If your guests get it, they're your people. If they don't, they'll be Googling it on the porch. These geeky doormats come in natural coir in eight sizes or all-weather fabric, with free US shipping from the shop that's been making geek doormats since 2009. Free US shipping!