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Ouija doormat hits the streets!

May 27, 2012

 

My pal Rupert Wondolowski of Normal's Bookstore fame quipped to me one day that Baltimore was "home to Damn Good Doormats AND the Ouija board!" and thus a new mat was born! Here's Rupert proudly bearing his new treasure.

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