Rude EYE CHART- Get the fuck off my porch offensive doormat



This funny, rude EYE CHART doormat is perfect for Telling Unwanted Visitors to Get the Fuck Off my Porch! It takes a moment to read, but it's worth the effort for the laugh! 

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