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JRR Tolkien You shall not pass! Gandalf nerd doormat

$45.00

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In The Fellowship of the Ring, Gandalf utters the phrase "You shall not pass!" as he blocks the path of Balrog Demon in pursuit.  We have so many nerdy doormats to choose from! Dungeons & Dragons, Star Wars, Tolkien, Ghostbusters, so much. Every home needs a doormat, they make perfect nerd housewarming gifts!

Gandalf: You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass!

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CARE: Extend the life of your hand painted doormat by keeping it away from direct rain and sun. Cocomats will shed for the 1st month or so, to clean, simply shake. THIN mats are intended for indoor use.

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Reviewed by jason on Mar 17, 2018
The finished product is AMAZING! We love it, and it looks wonderful at our door. All our nerd-friends are super jealous.
JRR Tolkien You shall not pass! Gandalf nerd doormat

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