Fuck all y'all doormat



Current mood... Fuck all y'all! This funny offensive doormat puts it all right out there on the porch for the World to see. A dash of Southern boho charm and a slap of realness! A perfect new house gift for your favorite passive aggressive family member with a sense of humor.

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CARE: Extend the life of your hand painted doormat by keeping it away from direct rain and sun. Cocomats will shed for the 1st month or so, to clean, simply shake. THIN mats are intended for indoor use.

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Reviewed by on Sep 1, 2019
Fuck all y'all doormat