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Tolkien quote "Speak Friend and Enter"

June 10, 2012

Speak, friend, and enter.'" Merry: "What do you suppose that means?" Gandalf: "Oh, it's quite simple. If you are a friend, you speak the password, and the doors will open"

Thanks to David D for this insightful request!

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