Nope. funny rude doormat
$59.95
Nope. doormat
One word. Full answer. This funny rude doormat handles every surprise visitor, canceled plan and "got a minute?" before anyone gets the chance to ask.
Pick natural coir, 16"x24" up to 36"x72", for a covered porch, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") and hose it off anywhere. Give it to the introvert who's already in pajamas at 6pm. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?
