I survived COVID-19 and all I got was this lousy doormat

The souvenir nobody asked for. This pandemic doormat is for survivors with a dark sense of humor.

Choose natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", best under a roof) or the all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") for an entry that sees real weather. Give it to the friend who caught it twice and still jokes about it. This one is on its way out of our lineup and won't be coming back. Not sure about size? Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or read How do I choose a doormat?