AMSCRAY! Doormat — Go Away, but Make It Pig Latin
There's the solicitor on your porch right now, clipboard in hand, sounding it out. Am...scray. Amscray? By the time it clicks, he's already backing down the steps — and that's the beauty of it. This is the go away doormat for people who'd never actually say "scram" to a human face. You learned Pig Latin at recess to keep secrets from grownups; now it keeps the grownups off your porch. Ig-bay ifference-day.
Get it in classic eco coir in 8 sizes — tiny apartment doors up to the Colossal 36"x72" (keep coir sheltered, out of sun & rain) — or all-weather recycled rubber that hoses off no matter what the weather or the neighbors track in. Perfect gift for the introvert who RSVPs "no" as a lifestyle, the friend whose doorbell has been on silent since 2019, or anyone fluent in leave-me-alone. And it comes from the source: Damn Good Doormats invented the rude custom doormat in 2009 — the copycats can amscray too.
Ove-may it to your art-cay. Need sizing help first? Ask Perogi, our chatbot assistant (a very good pug), or check How Do I Choose a Doormat?
