A very fine cat house

The cats own this place. You just pay the mortgage. This all-weather doormat lets guests know whose house they're really walking into.

Check the size menu for materials and sizes. Measure your door first; the mat won't forgive you if you don't. Give it to the cat parent whose furniture has more scratches than upholstery. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog with zero patience for small talk), or How do I choose a doormat?