All-weather EYE CHART- Get the fuck off my porch offensive doormat

$69.95

This funny, rude EYE CHART doormat is perfect for Telling Unwanted Visitors to Get the Fuck Off my Porch! It takes a moment to read, but it's worth the effort for the laugh!

Our all-weather doormats are waterproof, UV resistant, low-profile and made with Earth-friendly non-slip recycled rubber backings. TOUGH enough for outside & SOFT enough for inside!

Looking for the traditional all-natural outdoor coir style with stiff bristles? Here you go! EYE CHART

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F-BOMBS @#$% SHOES OFF CUSSIN' @#$% FOOD / DRINKS / WEED PG 13 UN-WELCOME

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