Turd doormat- funny front door mat

Turd doormat- funny shit front door mat
Turd doormat- funny front door mat
Turd doormat- funny front door mat
Turd doormat- funny front door mat
Turd doormat- funny front door mat
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Turd doormat- funny front door mat
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Turd doormat- perfect for the joker in the family! OK- so my friend Kelly was telling me about the Crank Yankers episode where Wanda Sykes calls an auto shop & says there is a turd in her car... and proceeded to sketch this turd o the bar napkin. We made this mat & dropped it off at her house! She's been turded! I think it's really cute myself. Check out the original inspiration

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by LM on Nov 05, 2024

my only regret is that I did not order this sooner. it's exactly what I wanted! : )

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