We come from France

Beldar Conehead's go-to explanation. This SNL doormat is for households that consume mass quantities.

Pick natural coir, from a 16"x24" mini to a 36"x72" colossal, for a covered entry, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") for a porch that gets rain. Give it to the SNL fan and the family that still says mass quantities at every barbecue. This one is on its way out of our lineup and won't be coming back. Not sure about size? Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or read How do I choose a doormat?