Sorry We're Closed Doormat | Funny Introvert Welcome Mat
$49.95
Sorry, We're Closed — The Funny Un-Welcome Doormat for Proud Homebodies
Some days the shop is open. Today? Sorry — we're CLOSED. This is the doormat for the gloriously antisocial: the homebodies, the introverts, the "I love you but not right now" crowd.
It turns your front door into the world's most polite Do Not Disturb sign. Pick eco-friendly coir for a covered porch, or hose-off all-weather recycled rubber for a stoop that takes a beating. A funny housewarming gift for anyone who treats home like a sacred no-knock zone. 8 sizes, tiny to colossal.
The welcome mat that says: not today. Coir or all-weather? Ask Perogi, our chatbot assistant (a very good pug) to fetch your match — or see How Do I Choose a Doormat?
