Eye Chart Get the Fuck Off My Porch | Funny Rude Doormat
$49.95
You've seen the knockoffs. This is the one they copied.
Damn Good Doormats created this eye chart design, and unlike the cheap imitations flooding every discount site, ours is made to actually last — printed on quality coir or all-weather fabric, built for real entryways, by real people who give a damn.
The message is simple. If you can read it, you're too close.
Get the fuck off my porch.
This inappropriate doormat is for anyone who values their space, their privacy, or just their general peace — it says what you're thinking so you don't have to. Loudly. At the front door. For those who can read it.
Made to order. Free US shipping. Not available at Target.
