The #1 Doormat — a Funny Welcome Mat for the World's Biggest Fan

Somebody in this house owns a foam finger. Maybe it's the die-hard who plans holidays around the playoff schedule, maybe it's the coach who still says "we" about a team of nine-year-olds, or maybe — let's be real — it's you, and you've simply decided to stop being modest about it. The #1 doormat announces it before anyone even knocks: the champ lives HERE.

Pick your arena: classic eco coir in 8 sizes (from tiny apartment doors to Colossal double French doors — keep it covered, out of sun & rain) or all-weather recycled rubber you can hose off after the tailgate. It's the gift for the sports fanatic who has every jersey but zero doormats, the retiring coach, or the friend whose ego could use the confirmation. We should know what makes a great one — Damn Good Doormats invented the custom sarcastic doormat back in 2009, long before the copycats showed up on the field.

Add it to your cart & take the trophy home. Not sure which size wins? Ask Perogi, our chatbot assistant (a very good pug), or check How Do I Choose a Doormat?