Knock if you must. If you brought wine, an apology, or a truly excellent excuse — if it's not party business, turn around. Bilbo posted the rule at his own door for a reason, and we're borrowing it wholesale: this is the funniest doormat we've got for telling houseguests exactly where they stand before they even ring the bell.
Get it in eco coir (8 sizes, keep it covered and out of direct sun & rain) or all-weather recycled rubber if your porch takes more of a beating — hose it off, leave it out in whatever the sky's throwing. Buying for the reader who's finished the trilogy four times and the movies more than that? This says 'I get you' better than another bookmark ever will.
Set it down and watch the uninvited self-select. Not sure which size or material fits your door? Ask Perogi, our chatbot assistant (a very good pug), or check How Do I Choose a Doormat? — no party business required.
High-quality and durable-looking replacement for a similar doormat, would definitely recommend ordering doormats from here.
Loved our first mat so much we got another....thank you for the lovely product, great communication and fast shipping!
I absolutely love my custom doormat! I’ve been wanting a Tolkien doormat for years, and I’m grateful for this shop working with me on the details. It looks awesome and is exactly what I hoped it would be. Thank you!