Get your keister off my property

Who it's for: For the Home Alone superfan and the neighbor who yells at kids on the grass.

Kevin McCallister energy, aimed at whoever is on your lawn. This Home Alone doormat makes the point without the booby traps.

Coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" to 36"x72" and wants a roof over its head. The all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") doesn't care about anything, much like you. It's on the way out and it isn't coming back. Like your ex, but you'll miss this one. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on.

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