Fuck the Patriarchy | Damn Good Doormats

"Fuck the Patriarchy" red on natural coir doormat Made with all-natural coir, Damn Good Doormats trap dirt and mud right at your doorstep, while the PVC backing keeps it from slipping and sliding. Promotional graphic for coir doormat sizes from skinny and small welcome mats up to large and double wide doormats from Damn Good Doormats Promotional graphic showing where you can use an all natural coir doormat versus an all-weather welcome mat from Damn Good Doormats all weather welcome mats, non-slip, low-profile recycled rubber back Promotional graphic telling the love story of how Spoon and Lee created Damn Good Doormats, originating the custom doormat business in 2009 Promotional graphic displaying a variety of customizable borders to personalize your doormat from Damn Good Doormats 5 star review of Pompeii Cave Canem mat “Thank you for making it exist! 5 star review Tolkien quote “No admittance" mat "Fun and functional!” 5 Star Reviews for Damn Good Doormats. Unique useful gifts for quirky friends! QR code to signup for a 10% off discount at Damn Good Doormats
Fuck the Patriarchy | Damn Good Doormats
$49.95

Have you had enough, 'cuz we sure have. We are feeling this so hard, we made it 6 ways! See all our variations Fuck the Patriarchy!

Add a loud, proud touch to your entryway with our collection of NAUGHTY doormats. Perfect for those who enjoy making a little mischief, these mats are sure to raise eyebrows and smiles alike. Our sarcastic designs combine fun and functionality making your gift unforgettable for housewarmings, birthdays, weddings, retirements, and any occasion. Durable, easy to clean, and eco-friendly, they’re a standout choice for any doorstep.

Crafted from sustainable materials like biodegradable coir and recycled rubber.

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  • Medium 18"x30": Our top-selling size
  • Non-Slip Backing: Stays put, even in high-traffic areas
  • Easy Maintenance: Just shake or sweep clean
  • Indoor & Outdoor Use: Tough enough for any weather
  • Custom Sizes: From 16"x24" to 36”x72"

Prolong the life of your coir mat with a quick coat of clear Flex Seal.

Since each mat is made to order, returns aren’t accepted—but with over 50,000 satisfied customers worldwide, we’re confident you’ll love your new doormat and be back for more!

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