You're so vain, I bet you think this doormat's about you

Who it's for: For the guest who checks their reflection in your storm door before they ring the bell.

Carly Simon called it.

Check the size menu for materials and sizes. Measure your door first; the mat won't forgive you if you don't. Give it to the friend with an ex who deserves this. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on.

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