All-weather Fuck Off offensive doormat

$69.95

This Fuck Off doormat is layin it all right out there on the porch for the World to see. Drop that F Bomb! This doormat is HUGE in Canada- is it irony in the cold North?

Our all-weather doormats are waterproof, UV resistant, low-profile and made with Earth-friendly non-slip recycled rubber backings. TOUGH enough for outside & SOFT enough for inside!

Looking for the traditional all-natural outdoor coir style with stiff bristles? Here you go! FUCK OFF

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F-BOMBS @#$% SHOES OFF CUSSIN' @#$% FOOD / DRINKS / WEED PG 13 UN-WELCOME

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