Whoop! Holiday Giveaway!
Purchase any 2 regular doormats & get a geekery mat FREE! Purchase 4 regular mats & you can get 2 FREE geek mats! 
To get the FREE mat you MUST add this listing to your purchase before checkout.
It will be an 18"x30" mat of our choice & you will love it. While supplies last. USA only, sorry!

Welcome to Austin doormat

$45.00
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Welcome to Austin Texas, Please don't move here, funny, rude go away doormat

THIN mats are woven & intended for indoor use, not recommended for heavy service.

We ain't got shit! Oh Shit!

copyright is NOT on actual doormat

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