Whoop! Holiday Giveaway!
Purchase any 2 regular doormats & get a geekery mat FREE! Purchase 4 regular mats & you can get 2 FREE geek mats! 
To get the FREE mat you MUST add this listing to your purchase before checkout.
It will be an 18"x30" mat of our choice & you will love it. While supplies last. USA only, sorry!

Stay Classy SAN DIEGO


Are you kidding me?  Nope! It's real! That's right, it's Stay Classy mat!  You can even customize it with your own city (for more money of course)….Stay Classy Hoboken……Stay Classy Climax…..etc….you get it.  When in Rome. 

What's that you say? You don't have special feelings for Baltimore, but yearn for a Stay Classy doormat for your own city? It can be done! Contact me with your request & we will get to work!

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order one mat and your 2nd, 3rd, 4th AND 5th mats ship FREE in the continental USA! . THIN mats are woven & intended for indoor use, not recommended for heavy service. Keep your Damn Good Doormat in a sheltered area away from sun & rain!!!

Learn more Facts about Damn Good Doormats: Care, Custom orders, Green & Eco Friendly, Refunds and Exchanges & DGD in the Movies!


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