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LARGE 24"x36" HUSBAND IS COOL™ Beware of WIFE KIDS and PETS shady

$59.99

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You’d think that having a dog would require a “beware of the dog” sign. Well, this hilarious doormat sends this notion into the bin.Instead, it paints a colorful picture to any visitor: both husband and wife lurking in the shadows and a dog sitting casually in sunglasses sipping on a beer.- Awesomestuff365

This listing is for the LARGE Beware of Wife, Kid & Pets shady, Husband is cool version only. It's FLOCKED & made in the USA and all weather resistant!

get the original "KIDS AND PETS ARE ALSO SHADY" HERE

Get all the HUSBAND is Coolvariations. OR WIFE is Cool with everything you can imagine Cats, rabbits, horses, kid, pets- whew!

DOG is COOL      BEWARE of BLONDE    EVERYONE is COOL     GINGER GUY    BEARDED GUY      GINGER & BEARDED


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