Whoop! Holiday Giveaway!
Purchase any 2 regular doormats & get a geekery mat FREE! Purchase 4 regular mats & you can get 2 FREE geek mats! 
To get the FREE mat you MUST add this listing to your purchase before checkout.
It will be an 18"x30" mat of our choice & you will love it. While supplies last. USA only, sorry!

Go away, you should™


Go away, you should™ rude doormat

We can all can get pretty cranky- we all need some alone time after all. Geek pride!!

We also offer this mat with a cranky old guy- a PUG!

A great gift for a housewarming, wedding or anniversary gift for a sci-fi fan!

copyright is NOT on actual doormat. THIN mats are woven & intended for indoor use, not recommended for heavy service.

To see more boyfriend friendly items

order one mat and your 2nd, 3rd, 4th AND 5th mats ship FREE in the continental USA!

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