Rude EYE CHART- Get the fuck off my porch doormat


Sizes from medium 18“ x 30“ up to double wide 24“ x 60“

choose the clean "YOU SHOULD" or the rude "FUCK OFF" version


This funny, rude EYE CHART doormat takes a moment to read, but it's worth the effort for the laugh! Get the fuck off my porch, indeed. Looking for the 'Clean' version? HERE you go!

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CARE: Extend the life of your hand painted doormat by keeping it away from direct rain and sun. Cocomats will shed for the 1st month or so, to clean, simply shake. THIN mats are intended for indoor use.

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