Whoop! Holiday Giveaway!
Purchase any 2 regular doormats & get a geekery mat FREE! Purchase 4 regular mats & you can get 2 FREE geek mats! 
To get the FREE mat you MUST add this listing to your purchase before checkout.
It will be an 18"x30" mat of our choice & you will love it. While supplies last. USA only, sorry!

People are particularly stupid today Gilmore Girls


People are particularly stupid today.I can’t talk to any more of them.
How often have you felt the same? We have plowed through the Gilmore Girls marathon & were inspired by so many great quotes!

No Men, just lots and lots of Chinese food.

Artifice and Bullshit Gilmore Girls

People are dumb 

If I'm gonna throw my life away, you’d better have a motorcycle.  funny rude Gilmore Girls doormat

Did I accidentally step into 2003? 

Welcome to Stars Hollow, 

copyright is NOT on actual doormat

More Mantras for a peaceful home

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