No Men Gilmore Girls


No Men, just lots and lots of Chinese food.

Artifice and Bullshit Gilmore Girls

People are dumb 

If I'm gonna throw my life away, you’d better have a motorcycle.  funny rude Gilmore Girls doormat

Did I accidentally step into 2003? 

Welcome to Stars Hollow, 

copyright is NOT on actual doormat

More Mantras for a peaceful home

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