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LARGE 24"x36" HUSBAND IS COOL™ Beware of WIFE KIDS and PETS shady US made



You’d think that having a dog would require a “beware of the dog” sign. Well, this hilarious doormat sends this notion into the bin.Instead, it paints a colorful picture to any visitor: both husband and wife lurking in the shadows and a dog sitting casually in sunglasses sipping on a beer.- Awesomestuff365

This listing is for the LARGE Beware of Wife, Kid & Pets shady, Husband is cool version only. It's made inthe USA and all weather resistant!

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CARE: Extend the life of your hand painted doormat by keeping it away from direct rain and sun. Cocomats will shed for the 1st month or so, to clean, simply shake. THIN mats are intended for indoor use.

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